Kallie's Crazy Phrases

Kallie says the funniest things. Here are some things she has said recently:

• Kallie and Jackson were in the tub. Jackson pooped in the tub. Kallie said, "Why you poop Jacksies? You stinking piglet!"
• "Mom! The sun is awake! I think the library is open!"
• With her sunglasses on, Kallie said, "Mom, you take me to my lanterns. You bring me home. I give you your satchel and that's my deal." (She is obsessed with Tangled)
• Kallie grabs my arm and says: "You were wrong about the world. You were wrong about me! You will never use my hair again!" (Also from Tangled)
• Mom: "Kallie you are growing up too fast!"  Kallie: "I sure is!"
• "Mom, Jackson doesn't want nap time. Jackson doesn't want his crib. Jackson wants me, Kallie."
• "I need a grella (umbrella) so I don't get rained."
• "Mom I need to do my homework. Can you give me my homework?
• "Ayudame! Help me!"  (Ayudame means help me in Spanish)
• When I am in the room and Kallie wants to do something she knows I won't let her do she says...."Mom go downstairs" (or upstairs depending on where we are) or "Mom go watch a movie!"